Everything came back BENIGN!! Just a bunch of fatty tumors and nothing to worry about....well...
Except that his alkaline phosphatase level is high so it is time to retest for Cushings Disease. Poog guy must feel like a pin cushion! But if we can finally figure out what is up with this one level that is out of whack perhaps we can get this boy COMPLETELY healthy!
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Buford here........what the heck is all the fuss about?!?! So I drink a lot of water; so I pee alot....even me, a basset hound knows that if you drink a lot you pee a lot. What goes in must come out. SHEESH! But is it necessary to keep sticking needles in me? I only have so much blood and people keep taking it out of me. THAT'S NOT RIGHT! IT'S MY BLOOD!!!
And another thing. What's with all these little strings hanging off my back, out of my arm pit, and right next to the only part of me left that identifies me as a boy???? How rude!! Is there no privacy left in this world? A guy takes a nap and wakes up shaved, cut and stitched up! What did you take out of me??? I'm not sure I'm missing anything that I needed, but I do know that one doesn't get sliced up and not have something gone missing.
Can't a guy just be what he is and leave well enough alone? I don't see anyone cutting open that "little princess?" And why is she a "little princess?" She eats poop out of the cat's litter pan, periodically pees INSIDE the house--WRONG!!!, gets biscuits for no reason other than the fact that I'm getting one and if she doesn't get one too she sulks. I sulk but I don't get an extra biscuit---WHY NOT?
There is an inequity in this house and I demand an investigation!!!
